Rajni Saga

Posted on June 9, 2011

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* RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG …….. LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA!!!!!!!!!!

* RAJANIKANTH DID HIS Kindergarten FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS I.I.T.’s!!!!!!

* GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR LIVING IN INDIA!!!!!!!

* DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE: WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE………!!!!! * RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE AT LEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD…… THUS………………….. THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!! * THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..????? Ans: BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE….

* BEST RAJANI JOKE!!!!!! EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI!!!!

* AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROM MYSORE TO BANGALORE , RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA ….

* WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS????? Ans: BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH’S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!

* ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL…..! SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS ……………. ………….. SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY…………………………………….RAJANIKANTH’S PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

* BREAKING NEWS: ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE…..!! RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER????? Ans: ………………….. TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!

* BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..

* Rajnikanth’s next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.

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